NO PVT. ERIS IT'S JUST YOU!!!
NOW GET IN THERE AND CLEAN THE LATRINE!!!!!
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NO PVT. ERIS IT'S JUST YOU!!!
NOW GET IN THERE AND CLEAN THE LATRINE!!!!!
<sidenote> y'know, i don't check this thing all that often during the week, and my weekend was a nightmare, so, finding myself stuck in this thread and being told to...what did ski say exactly....stick my spatula up my ass...isn't what i expected to find this morning. and before i respond to the thread, i'd like to say i know of other places i'd like to stick this spatula, and none of them involve my ass. </sidenote>
*decides that being harrassed isn't what she signed up for when she registered for this "stp summer camp" and takes off for the beach, where she begins to build a sandcastle using her spatula as a shovel and army helmet as a bucket*
Finally, one of these guys is making sense!
Yo, Ski, the latrine is cleaned. You're welcome, dude!
ok pvt's. !!!! listen up,
Pvt. wilo has desided she can't cut it, so we let her go.anyone else who wants to follow her...........do so NOW.
Can't cut what? Of course, there's a lot of things you can't cut with just a spatula and an army helmet. If she can't cut whatever it is she's supposed to be cutting, shouldn't you give her some scissors or something? (not that I'd recommend giving a cranky Wiley a pair of scissors, but that's an aside point)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by crazy a:
Hey Senior Drill Instructor! It looks like those recruiters out in the world are signing up a bunch of comedians! HAW!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
[Groucho voice] I soitenly hope so! [end Groucho voice]
Btw, wha' hoppin' to the B&B?
I love these shifting points of reference, they're SO Monty Python/Mr. Show!
(Looks forward) END OF COMEDY PIECE, SIR!
How hard can it be? We found you!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mibbitmaker:
Btw, wha' hoppin' to the B&B?
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Thats what I'd like to know.
The add said free bed & breakfast so I got the 5 year deal but if things don't improve I'm going to write a stern letter to the manager.
*looks at slippers*
Now if only they had bunny rabbit slippers in camo I'd be right... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
*scuffs off looking for coffee* [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
I'm not entirely certain, but I think the person managing this thread can't read. Feel free to send him a very stern series of pictographs, though, August...
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I READ JUST FIND THANK YOU!!!
PVT. CRAZY!! IN LU OF DRILL INSTRUCTOR BIRDS ABSENCE I NOW PROMOTE YOU TO DRILL INSTRUCTOR.
AS FOR THE B&B, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE LADIES.
*marches troops to the chow hall*
It's all you can eat pvts. but I'm willing to bet you wont be able to eat much of it *evil grin*